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blueeyed.handsomeman 1:41 Sat Apr 4
is it time yet

at present it is 23;45 on saturday the 4th of April 2020'
at 01; 00,on sunday 5th of April,i will put the time upon my clock back one hour.

the NEW ZEALAND government has told me to do this.

Westside 12:33 Mon Apr 6
Re: is it time yet

WE ALWAYS GET THE RESULTS IN NEW ZEALAND,\\\\
LIVE ON SUNDAY, UK GETS IT ON SATURDAY.

Remember some years ago, a Canadian town had a lottery based on Premier League football results. One Boxing day, the promoters hadn't realised that a lot of matches were kicking off at 11.00am UK time, rather than 3.00pm and didn't close of the entries, until well after the early results were known.

Paid out a fortune.

blueeyed.handsomeman 9:24 Mon Apr 6
Re: is it time yet

WE ALWAYS GET THE RESULTS IN NEW ZEALAND,\\
LIVE ON SUNDAY, UK GETS IT ON SATURDAY.

Far East Hammer 7:58 Mon Apr 6
Re: is it time yet

Doesn't this catch you in an infinite time-loop, a bit like that Tom Baker Dr Who episode. I mean, how are you supposed to remember come 1am whether you have already put the clocks back or not?...

Alfie 4:32 Mon Apr 6
Re: is it time yet

Golden brown
finer temptress
never a frown
with golden brown

Alfie 4:29 Mon Apr 6
Re: is it time yet

This means nothing to me
ah.....Vienna

blueeyed.handsomeman 4:26 Mon Apr 6
Re: is it time yet

what izzit all about ALFIE

Alfie 3:07 Mon Apr 6
Re: is it time yet

blue eyed

theres no nothing until September
no nothing to remember
or forget
nothing got
to get

yet
no holding hands
no doing handstands
no nippers laughing
no pets walking
no going to shops
no tending allotments
or growing veg
no washing pegged
no walking your dog
no going to jog
no hearty welcome
no time to tell them
no saying hello
no corn is grown
no heroes helden
no bowie no lennon
no nothing no phlegm
in throats riled them
no quim no tits
no sex or self harm
no writs
or loaned
no lent
no shown
no nothing
no life
no step

no questions
no Chinese
disease
no please
no questions
arraigned no
accounting is made.
it just is
it passed you by
it hid.

blueeyed.handsomeman 2:48 Mon Apr 6
Re: is it time yet

no football untill september

blueeyed.handsomeman 5:27 Sun Apr 5
Re: is it time yet

Kevin LOCK was one of our best

bruuuno 2:11 Sun Apr 5
Re: is it time yet

Don’t worry he’ll be locked up again soon sure enough

blueeyed.handsomeman 2:07 Sun Apr 5
Re: is it time yet

looks like a september restart,is the most promising
possibility

blueeyed.handsomeman 10:59 Sat Apr 4
Re: is it time yet

its kick off time

Iron Duke 10:23 Sat Apr 4
Re: is it time yet

What the fuck has this to do with West Ham?

gph 10:20 Sat Apr 4
Re: is it time yet

I'm a rebel.

I adjust my clocks the next morning, not when the government tells me to.

Nurse Ratched 9:29 Sat Apr 4
Re: is it time yet

About time.

zebthecat 9:15 Sat Apr 4
Re: is it time yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fppKGJD3Y6c

Nurse Ratched 8:38 Sat Apr 4
Re: is it time yet

Give him an owling, FH.

It's the only language he understands.

Fortunes Hiding 8:14 Sat Apr 4
Re: is it time yet

Do fuck off

Plrase

blueeyed.handsomeman 2:27 Sat Apr 4
Re: is it time yet

i am so very far behind everyone
that i am in front

Kaiser Zoso 2:21 Sat Apr 4
Re: is it time yet

You sure it’s back an hour, you’re already 30 years behind everyone else?

gank 2:20 Sat Apr 4
Re: is it time yet

Time for the power cut and then the celebrity nonce cull

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